As anyone can see, I’ve been making some visible changes to the site. The behind-the-scenes changes, particularly the exclusive videos section, will resume next week. I’ve added the Amazon.com search box for those that might read about a product I mention in one of my posts that I don’t have a hyperlink to and are curious and impulsive (hopefully). The Google Calendar was an idea that just dawned on me at work. I searched online for something that would allow you readers to know where I’m gonna be on certain dates in case anyone was interested. I wanted something I could embed on the site and Google had the answer. I didn’t have to search much. It is in beta mode and it does have its bugs. Once you scroll up in the calendar or click something, the dates duplicate themselves. But it still retains the primary functionality I want. Plus, in Internet Explorer, the box itself cuts off a little at the bottom but it’s fine in Firefox. And sometimes it excludes dates. That’s beta for you.

That June 20th weekend is still open for me. Was planning on going to Universal cuz some friends had expiring free tickets and wanted to use them and afterwards go see the Blue Man Group. One of them coulda got a huge discount on BMG tix too. But that idea fell flat. Still could go with one of them and pay 40 bucks (the cheapest price I could find on Universal 1-day, 1-park tix) but I’m still looking around for a better deal. If I can’t find one, then I’ll either take that day to relax or I might plan something else. Like going to see The Incredible Hulk movie. Still plenty of time to decide.

For those of you still looking for a streaming bestiality solution, you’re shit out of luck. Oh sure, there’s plenty of sites that stream short clips and try to get you to pay for full-length shit (they call it premium content). But as far as I can tell, my site is the only one streaming full-length, mid-to-high quality beasty vids for free. The credit card debacle has put a lot of sites out of commission. Might’ve even forced some skanky dog whores out of that line of work too, like Pornarella (pka Veronica Moser) and Bilola (pka Bilara). The sites still left mostly want cash money for dvd sales and membership or payment via bank transfers and dialers. CyberMedia, DataWorld, and Salvar Productions are the major players from what I understand. You can pay and get a large selection of high quality streaming content and maybe even some downloadable drm encoded files to boot. Or, if you’re like most surfers, you just want it free and now. I got you covered.

Realizing that this particular service is lacking for beast vid fans, the idea crossed my mind to start up a streaming bestiality website. Even had a perfect name for a site and a matching logo idea. Then reality kicked in and that would take a boatload of time and effort to produce. The end result would probably prove lucrative if presented properly but I’m in the States and that’s just trouble that I don’t want or need. Plus I don’t have that kind of time to do that. Got the content, the knowledge, and the resources but not the time. But never say never. Meanwhile, you can enjoy a free vid here every week to stream or download. I plan on expanding my porn content by having at least one extreme vid (shit, vomit, piss) added to the weekly mix to see how well-received that’ll be. I know the market is out there. You people just aren’t being serviced, are you? I got you covered.

Once I get my new format settled in, I’ll go digging around the quality forums and putting the word out about what I provide here. The coming addition of the extreme content is strictly an experiment. That stuff ain’t for everybody and some of it you really gotta have a strong stomach to, well…stomach. I’m gonna work on having the dl links available at the same time I go live with the weekly updates. That’s gonna take some getting used to but with the right planning, I think I can pull it off and get it done. Regular porn? Full length? Streaming? That’s all over the net. Anyone can find that. But the other stuff you can’t. And I keep that stuff in the secure area for obvious reasons. You want extreme? You want it free? You want it now? I got you covered. Stay tuned.

Last year, I wanted to hit up the fireworks displays in the area for the 4^th of July celebrations but I had to work. This year, July 4^th is on my day off so I get to enjoy the festivities in downtown Orlando and at Red Hot & Boom in Altamonte the night before since it doesn’t end till 11p which is perfect since I get out of work a couple hours before that. Not only am I going for fun but I’m primarily going for business. I still wanna start my concessions business so, as long as it don’t rain, I’ll be able to hit both events up for a couple hours and do the research I need to and end the nights with a blast, pun intended. I already know finding parking in Altamonte is gonna be a bitch. I might just ride my bike downtown though. Only takes 10 minutes on 2 wheels. Got no one to go with at the moment but that’s perfectly fine by me. That means I can get in and get the fuck out with the quickness. But we’ll see.

Are you as tired of these reality tv whores as I am? You know, those people that get their fame (if you wanna call it that) from appearing on a multitude of reality shows. People like Marcus Foy, Omarosa, and even Janice Dickinson (although I do admit, I love her JDMA show). I’ve noticed 2 people lately who’ve slid under the radar. Scott Douglas Goldstein. Name ring a bell? It probably won’t. He was fucking with Cordelia on Bad Girls Club 2. And he appeared on the casting special for Flavor of Love 3. I did my research and he’s an actual casting director for various shows so his appearance on FoL3 isn’t all that shocking considering that fact. I’m assuming that’s his name from the research I did. They call him Scott on BGC2 and the last name is Goldstein. If that guy ain’t a meno, then I ain’t a niggo.

Shayne Lamas. I know you know that name. That’s the blonde bitch who won on the most recent Bachelor season. Calling it winning ain’t an appropriate term, is it? If she got married or is going to, that’s more like losing. Prior to that show, she already had some acting credits. And some people accuse her winning moment as being over-rehearsed. I wouldn’t know. I don’t watch that kind of crap. It’s amazing how far she’s come, ain’t it? What some people don’t realize is that she appeared on the cancelled MTV show Twenty Four Seven (I actually liked the show, btw). She pulled the same “I’m Lorenzo Lamas’ daughter” bit there too. Like this generation of tv and movie fans even knows or gives a shit who he is.

On that show, the bitch met her then-bf at a fucking porn party. She keeps real good company, huh? Then she got caught with another guy at a club and they broke up. Whether it was real or not is debatable. It’s MTV after all and it mighta been some Hills type shit. But she went from downtown to uptown on 2 different shows. A coincidence that these events happened on tv? Is she trying to use reality tv to boost her career like so many other people have? I’d say yes. The spotlight is on her but it’s already dimming. What the fuck is she gonna do next to stay relevant and in the public eye? Other than crappy movies and tv shows like her pops, that is. She gonna get a divorce or stop the engagement? Probably. Whatever she does, if it doesn’t involve nudity, then I really don’t give a shit.

That Jon Kelley, new host of The Mole, is robotic as hell, ain’t he? I mean, he’s just so monotone. His style and delivery is about as stiff and boring as the show itself. Perfect fit, huh? Never watched the old Moles but I have to assume that this new season has a better formula than the old. Not impressed. And ABC was hammerin’ home their two new shows Wipeout and I Survived a Japanese Game Show. Wipeout looks like an MXC copycat. And if they wanted to get really gangsta with the jap game shows, the contestants would be using a lot of bodily fluids to win prizes. You just know they ain’t gonna subject those lame ass Americans to that hardcore shit that they do over there. Shit, they probably never woulda signed up. On second thought, yeah, they would have. This is America. It’s as much of a cesspool as the internet itself. Mindless tv for a mindless audience. Count me out.

I was so thrilled and excited when The Andromeda Strain aired. If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend it! By chance, I caught one commercial about it before it aired and that alone was good enough for me to give it a shot. Loved almost every minute of it. Except for the predictable ending. The good guys always win. But other than that, loved it. Smart, intellectual, thought-provoking entertainment for a like audience with believable acting and production values. I was so enthralled with the movie that I stopped everything that I was doing to watch both parts on my dvr. Didn’t even wanna go to sleep. I stayed up much later than usual to watch it. It really was that good. C’mon networks, get a clue. Give the simps their simple shows (which is a vast majority of tv these days) but don’t forget to throw us intellectuals a bone too.

Anybody jump on the reward checking bandwagon yet? I am. Thanks to Bernanke and friends trying to bail out greedy ass banks by slicing and dicing rates, savers like me suffer for it cuz our interest rate gets cut too. My bank went from 5.10% and plummeted on down to their current 3.30%. That’s piss! Higher interest reward checking rates are around that 6.00% mark. That’s what I’ve been trying to get approved for and I finally have. Let me explain…

A few years back, I was piss poor and couldn’t afford jack shit, much less my bills. I ended up owing a bank a good amount of money cuz I bounced some checks (just like I was bouncing jobs) and overdrafted on my account. Took me 2 years to pay it off. When savings account rates were in the 5’s and 6’s recently, I tried to open an account with an online bank and was rejected. Had no clue why at the time. A year or so passes and I tried to sign up with Revolution Money Exchange to get that free $25 (and if you didn’t take advantage of that when I had the link posted here, you’re an idiot) and they rejected me. I got a friend in on it though and we split the money while that deal was still active. A few months ago I tried to open a reward checking account with a bank and was rejected yet again. I was thinking to myself, “What the fuck is goin’ on here? I got damn good credit. Stable job history and make damn good money. Got plenty of bread saved up. Most of my income gets saved, not spent on bills. Got credit cards with high credit limits and cash back. Already got a bank account in excellent standing. My motherfucking car is new and paid for! Upfront and in full with cash motherfucking money! Why the fuck aren’t these idiots approving me? I’m the ideal fucking customer!” That’s when I learned about a little company called ChexSystems.

See, there’s your credit report and then there’s ChexSystems. Banks and other entities use that to see if there’s any unpaid balances or negative discrepancies with other banks. In other words, if you have a closed account with a bank and you owe them money and you dragged it out for a while, regardless of if you paid it off eventually or not, if they reported it, it’ll show up during an inquiry. Could even be something as simple as a fucked up address too. Banks use the info to see if you’re a risk or not. Got something recent on there, fat chance of opening up something new. Got something old like I do, still a fat chance. The last bank that refused me gave me the info to contact ChexSystems so I could find out the reason why they wouldn’t open an account for me. Once I got it and saw why, I called the bank I had the discrepancy with and they said regardless of if I paid it, it’ll still show up for 7 years. 7 goddamn motherfucking years! I was completely surprised by this.

So be aware: ChexSystems and the credit reporting agencies are NOT the same! ChexSystems inquiries don’t really affect anything. Credit inquiries will lower your credit score. One simple mistake was costing me a lot of money. I’ve learned from those mistakes but banks care about what’s on the paper, not what you have to say. At least that’s how most of them are ever since the mortgage and credit slumps. They don’t wanna take chances on risky customers. So I called a few banks that had nationwide reward checking and was honest about the discrepancy. I still got turned down. That is until recently. TriStone Community Bank recently expanded their service area to include Florida. They also happen to have a high apy of 6.05%, one of the highest in the country. I called them and was honest with them (as I am with everyone actually). They told me to send them a recent document proving that it was paid in full and they’d see what they can do. I did that, waited a bit and called them back. They said they wouldn’t have a prob opening an account for me. See what honesty can get you in this world?

Not once when I called them did I ever have to hold. They were highly professional on the phone and if I needed to speak to the higher ups (which I did in order to plead my case), I didn’t get transferred to voice mail. The person who picks up the phone goes looking for whoever and you get to speak to that person. Or if they’re busy, they’ll actually call you back. I was impressed. But you can leave a voice mail if you want to. I tend not to do that cuz you get lost in the shuffle like that. They sent me the papers necessary to get the ball rolling and I had to get them notarized. I asked a friend and he knew a notary but said they weren’t reliable. So I was either gonna pay someone or find another option. I’m tryin’ to make dough, not spend it. I took a gamble and hoped that the hr department at my job provided the service. They did. And it was free. My week just keeps getting better and better. Mailing that son of a bitch off first fucking thing tomorrow!

Of course, there’s more to the process but that’s the gist of it. Don’t wait for businesses to call you. You call them. If they say they’re gonna call you, negotiate a time for them to do so. And if they don’t when they say they’re gonna, fuck ‘em. That’s a sign that they don’t want your money. I can easily meet the requirements for reward checking, mainly cuz that rate is unbeatable. Why settle for less? Customer service is good so far but it’s a little bank. Not expecting much. Plus when it’s all over, I’ll be doing everything online like I do now anyway. Won’t need to talk to them unless they fuck something up. And I know for a fact that there’s some idiots out there with a pussy ass .25% apy from their banks. Or maybe a little higher (just a little) and maybe even a little lower. You people are fucking stupid, settling for that bullshit rate...just like your bank wants you to. Get control of your money, especially if you’re around my age. Uncle Sam ain’t gonna be around to help financially when your dick becomes permanently soft and the stretch marks on your tits turn into wrinkles.