Click here to watch the video of the movie "Pineapple."

Don't know what it is about some of these Bad Girls but it seems they don't want people to know their real names. Wow, "Drop the 'e' and no one will know who I am or what I've done." Well, almost. While searching for more Nikki Carlisle vids, I happened to find some info about Darlen. She talks about how she has a vid on YouTube and that it's "bad." She mentioned how she's done some rap video that she's not proud of which just may well be the same vid. No one has yet to find it (I could be wrong) but I'm sure it'll turn up eventually. Till then, for those that get their rocks off on her for some reason, you can watch Darlen fully topless in her first (and as far as I know, only) movie.

It's called Pineapple. Came out in 2006. Came out as a dvdrip online less than a month ago. I knew about it but passed it right on by cuz it would never appeal to me. Still doesn't. Haven't watched it. Just skimmed through it to take the screencap above and posted the full vid for your curious viewing pleasure. That's her on the right. Her character's name is Mercedez. Other chick (Eliza Swenson) ain't that bad either but has smaller tits. At least they're real though. I think there's another brief scene with Darlen pole dancing (full boobage) but you're gonna have to watch the movie (if you so desire) to find that for yourself. Might be other scenes (nude or otherwise) too but I have no idea about those.

The movie looks decently hardcore from what I saw while breezing through it. Softcore sex, drugs, violence. She looks a lot healthier in this role than she does on tv, that's for sure, but that may be a skewed view based on how they portray her as a 9-11 on the show. And the comment The Hyena Sisters made about her boob job? Yeah, they were right. Doesn't take away from her plugability though. She'll still get it. Don't be afraid to leave a comment or email me with your opinion about it for the benefit of others and myself. It'll probably get watched more here than it ever did on dvd. As long as there's demand to see the flick, I'll keep it posted.

**UPDATE** (7/5/2008)

The show has long since wrapped but I’m still getting more than plenty of visitors for this article so I figure I’d go ahead and give an update. Just like reader ‘Jungolgirl’ stated in the comments, she has a video with Texas-based latin rapper Nacim. My assumption is that the video and song is “Baila Tu Cuerpo.” Yet she doesn’t appear in it at all from what I saw. Here’s some footage of her with him and later stripping. Whether this was from her working or for the video, I have no idea. It didn’t make the cut if it was for the video, if I even have the right one. That’s the one it links to so that’s what I’m sticking with. If I’m wrong, lemme know. The vid is here. The video itself completely sucks and is ridiculously amateur and unprofessionally produced. The song has potential though. The only thing lacking is percussion.

 

Darlen appears to work for some strip club called The Yellow Rose in Austin, TX. They have a pic of her on their MySpace page so I guess she still works there. Here’s her MySpace page. I think the bitch is a human train wreck from the way she’s portrayed on tv but there’s some people who think she’s hot. You can include Maxim magazine on that list too. I found her pics for that mag here. They doll her up pretty good and make her look even more fuckable but she’ll never be keepable. Even if she changes for the better, she still has fake tits. She loses points for that alone. And I don’t prefer chicks with tats or piercings either. So for me, her desirability is pretty small. I’d probably hit it for bragging rights. On second thought, probably not. She’d just be a hit and run.

 

The movie Pineapple is still up and available for freeview in the secure area. I just don’t have it front and center like before. So if you’re curious, just click the link above to watch it.