Then there’s Bruno B’s The World’s Luckiest Guy Volume 7 from Doghouse Digital. Guess he doesn’t know Mr. Marcus’ triumphs or he wouldn’t have titled it like that. They both got little dicks in common anyway. Yeah, they really are lucky, ain’t they? Looks like she gets 3 spots on that dvd box: top right on the front, top right on the back, and 2^nd to last from bottom right on the back. What’s fucked up is that even though she’s an allegedly reformed porn princess on a highly rated cable show airing new eps weekly, she’s still showcased with her own little porno profile on Bruno B’s website here. Plenty of pics and there’s even a trailer which you can see here. The scene doesn’t even look any good at all but it appears from the pics that, although clearly eager, she spits out the cum. Fuckin’ bitch. If it was my flick and my money payin’ your ass, oh, you best goddamn believe you gonna down this nut! All of it, down the hatch! More the producer’s fault than hers though.

She’s also in some flick from Toy Time Studios called Just Swinging Around. All the scenes seem to feature the various uses of a pleasure/sex swing, whichever you prefer to call it. That’s her in the bed harness for sure. She’s probably in other pics on that back cover (which means other scenes too) but I can’t confirm those.

And there you have it. Ol’ Cordelia’s on the right show, ain’t she? She is a bad girl. And a fucking hypocrite. She’s gonna tell people she don’t even know that she likes to take a stiff one up the ass and that she’s made some porn and she’s surprised that they’re judging her and making fun of her? And we all know how catty and jealous (and stupid) women are? C’mon now, she shoulda saw it coming. She sounds like Jaimee Foxworth and shit, talkin’ ‘bout how she regrets it. Bitch please. From the looks of things, it wasn’t that stomach churning. Even with all that bust filling you up. Looks like you knew exactly what the fuck you were doing and you enjoyed it. Don’t front.

If Kim Kardashian’s piece of garbage sex tape wasn’t proof enough, Cordelia’s is too. You can be the hottest bitch on the planet but if you suck in bed, who’s gonna want your don’t-know-how-to-fuck ass? The motherfucker behind the cam has a lot to do with that but the motherfuckers on screen gotta have talent. Simple as that. She’s talkin’ that shit on the show now but I guarantee the industry is gonna solicit the shit out of her again, if they’re not already, and just like when she saw them dollar signs wavin’ all up in her face her first go round in the industry, now that she’s got some fame, her price is most likely gonna go up. Think a slutty, stripper, train wreck tramp, piece of shit like her is gonna refuse that amount of money? Fuck no. We’ll all see her again in new scenes in the future. Hopefully better ones.

Once a whore, always a whore. That whore gene doesn’t go away. Bitches might not be all out in the open with it as much as they mature, but it takes the right motherfucker to bring it out. Hers is still there and it’ll come out. Especially in that negative as hell environment we see her in every week. She’s already exposed her breasts and did a mock blowjob to a fucking beer bottle amongst other skanky shit that we haven’t seen; some of which we probably won’t. What the fuck did she expect from that fucking show? Look at what the fuck it’s called. Dumb bitches auditioning for this fucking show and shit and proud of being the worthless bitches that they are. Just proving to everyone just how fucking stupid they really are. What guy is gonna wanna keep a bad girl in the long haul unless he’s a loser ass punk bitch and can’t do no better? Wait, ain’t Cordelia engaged? Well there ya go.

All of those girls are a bunch of easy, gullible, alcoholic, smokaholic, drugaholic, fucking idiots. And I enjoy watching them be what the fuck they are every single fucking week. And you’re damn right, I’d fuck the shit out of every single one of ‘em. At the same fucking time. Even the fat black one. Even Darlen’s pathetic ass. Now if I could just find that YouTube video that she said she’s in. Don’t let the show’s producers fool you into thinking her roommates were actually watching it. They were talkin’ shit about something else on the screen. Nice try Murray.

**UPDATE 1** (12/23/07)

I've been getting tons of hits on this article and did a little more digging. Dear Sweet Cordelia says she's a stripper on the show, right? And she's from Connecticut, right? Well, I found out who she strips for. Some joint called, what else...Connecticut Striptease. Oh, how original. And appropriate. Her stripper name is Darling Nikki and she's for hire along with her fellow coworkers, male and female, on this page from that site. If BGC2 has already wrapped for the season, here's your chance to get your jollies with a reality tv celebutwat. On their welcome page, they have a transcript of her appearance on The Howard Stern Show from a 'Win Fred's Money' segment from 2004. Back when the bitch was 18! She's been a little slut for a while, hasn't she? Like most girls, she probably started knocking in her early teens (or even earlier for all anyone knows). No doubt about that in my mind. They jacked the transcript from this website. Just type in 'nik' in a page search and that'll take you directly to it.

**UPDATE 2** (12/27/07)

Shit! Wasn't expecting this tiny little blog entry to blow up like it has. You motherfuckers have been keeping me busy with the secure access requests. Been gettin' so many that I have to login to my admin site to grant access at work on my phone rather than wait till I get home and do 'em all at once. Better off doin' it on the clock and gettin' paid for it anyway. Plus you eager motherfuckers can get in quicker to check out the vid. Speaking of, that's what this update is for. Since that vid has proven to be more popular than I ever could've imagined, instead of taking it down with this Friday's update like I was originally going to, I'm adding an ongoing adult movies section to the secure area. That means it's gonna stick around, along with any other vid that proves to be popular, till demand dies down to practically nothing. And the way shit's going now, that ain't happenin' no time soon. Not till BGC2 goes off the air anyway.

Additionally, the site I found the video at has what they call a "lo fi" version. Meaning it won't load up all the graphics and shit so the page loads faster. Peep it here. If that site just ain't workin' out for you, I found this other one that links to the same CrapidShare...I mean RapidCrap...I mean RapidShare pages that host the files. In both cases, just do a page search for 'nik' and you'll be on your way.

**UPDATE 3** (3/1/08)

I managed to find a crack for BangBros.com. I now have the full Nikki Carlisle scene from bigmouthfuls.com. It's already been converted to .flv and is available for your viewing pleasure in the secure area. Before, it was the original .wmv missing about 6 minutes in the middle. Now, I've also changed the player code so you can watch it full screen as well. The original file wasn't all that high quality to begin with. I used the highest encode setting to produce the best picture quality possible. So if you didn't have all the proper codecs on your computer to play the original file I had posted, you can watch it in its completeness on any computer now and let it fill up your screen.

As far as that crack is concerned, the username I used was "lovetits." The password was "yamaha." I just tested it right before typing this up and it still works. I didn't bother downloading any of their other vids cuz, to me, they suck. So if you're reading this and you used it and it still works, good for you. You better do a site rip before they block you.

**UPDATE** (4/15/08)

Been wanting to post this for a while. Just now getting time. Cordelia's real name is Sarah Gitter. This chick has more aliases than most pro wrestlers. I also posted a slideshow of all the pics/screenshots from her bigmouthfuls.com scene. 59 total. I ganked 'em from their site. Peep it here. Most are quality, some are really bad; blurry and overexposed. Gives you an idea of what to expect in the vid if you haven't signed up to see it yet. Why they would even upload and post some of those pics is beyond me. They need a better photog. Or better quality control. Then again, it's kind of representative of a majority of their content, pics or otherwise.

**UPDATE** (4/30/08)

Just when I thought Cordelia’s porn history had all been uncovered, during my most recent porncapades, I discovered 2 new scenes. One is from innocenthigh.com, a wack themed porn site. Here’s a screenshot of her profile from the members area. The site itself, in my opinion, doesn’t have quality porn so I only focused on her material. Hot girls is one thing. Having them perform properly is another. Even having the right male talent is an issue along with good camera work and direction. In other words, the site sucks. And so does her scene. Actually all of her scenes suck to be honest. She’s not a good starlet at all. She always uses condoms and she spits. What good is she then? The guy she fucked has a good amount of cum but that’s about the only plus to the scene. It’s nothing to get excited about but I know some of you are interested so I posted it in the secure area. There’s about 200 pics available from that scene and I got all of those too. It’ll take a little while to create an xml document to stream them here but when I get that done, I’ll just post another update to this article letting everyone know.

Another scene I posted is from brunob.com. It isn’t new but it is the scene from the dvd mentioned earlier in this post. It also sucks along with his other website, brunobreloaded.com. Peep Nikki’s free profile from that site here and the screenshot from the members area here. Got a treat for you too. Login info for brunob.com: username pommyrob, password buff1312. Just checked it before posting this and it works. The content is pretty much crap and the scenes are cut up into parts. I only snatched Nikki’s scene and pics, merged the video with Windows Movie Maker, and ditched the rest of the scenes from that site. Nothing was wankworthy and therefore not worth wasting my time, hard drive space, and bandwidth. There’s 59 pics from her scene that I’ll post as a slideshow when I get time. So if you actually like Bruno B’s stuff, here’s your chance to do a site rip before that login info is blacklisted. Don’t waste your time trying to sign into brunobreloaded with the same username and password. Won’t work.

That’s because the reloaded site is part of the pornstarnetwork. I tried to find a crack for that site but the ones I came across were all blacklisted. Man, that’d be a hell of a crack too. All kinds of good content and websites to choose from. But strictly focusing on the reason you’re reading this, Nikki does appear. Not once, but twice. There’s Bruno B’s lame scene. And then there’s one from flirtypussy.com featuring her and some chic named Dharma in a dyke scene. Yep, ol’ Nikki in a lesbo scene. Wasn’t expecting to find that. The pic says it all. She has lesbian tendencies and if all women had that, the world would be a much better place. What interests me the most about the scene is the update date: April 4, 2008. That’s pretty recent.

So I got to thinking if this is an older scene just now coming out or if this is a new scene that she’s done after wrapping BGC2. I tried to confirm the newness by looking for that tattoo she got on the show on her left wrist but none of the sample pics, which you can see more of here, showcase it from a proper angle. That leaves me wondering if she’s back in the game but only doing girl/girl scenes, possibly to please her bf (if she has one) since he may not want her fucking other guys but she may want the fame, adventure, and money that comes along with porn so eating a pussy will do and he wouldn’t mind that. Don’t know yet. Still gonna be searching for a crack or looking for that scene elsewhere. In the meantime, I’m eventually gonna get started on the slideshows for brunob and innocenthigh so stay tuned for another update.

**UPDATE** (5/9/2008)

Finally got done with the slideshows. Click here to view the brunob pics. Click here for the first 100 innoncenthigh pics and here for the last 100. I also found what appears to be her official MySpace page here. I checked it out about 2 weeks ago and it wasn't set to private at that time but has since changed. Why, I have no idea. Guess she don't want people all up in her business. Little too late for that, dontcha think? Plus I found out the full name of that chick she did the flirtypussy dyke scene with. It's Dharma Allure. They've both done scenes for bangbros and brunob so maybe it's only natural that they're so cozy with each other since their careers have similarities. Wouldn't doubt if they've ate each other out offscreen. Matter of fact, if you click the brunob dvd cover above, she's 2 spots below Nikki on the right.

**UPDATE** (5/26/2008)

Wanna see all the Nikki Carlisle vids I have posted here on your computer on your own time without having to signup and connect to the net to view them? Well you're in luck. A new feature I just started is to make most of my streamed content available for download via depositfiles.com. So now you have the option of streaming the videos, and other content, here to watch them immediately or downloading them (the full, complete original high-quality files) via the depositfiles links I'll start including in the weekly "New media" posts. As far as Nikki Carlisle is concerned, here's the new links:

bigmouthfuls.com: http://depositfiles.com/files/5594678 (wmv)
brunob.com: http://depositfiles.com/files/5596915 (wmv)
innocenthigh.com: http://depositfiles.com/files/5598273 (wmv)
password: kow626

**UPDATE** (7/5/2008)

Still gettin’ hits for this article even though the show is over so I’ll give another update.

Most of you already know about Jennavecia’s cordeliasucks.com website that she uses to trash Cordelia and sell those lameduck shirts. That site is already shut down cuz it won’t load and the cache only has one of her YouTube vids promoting the site. I did peep it when it was up and it linked to a stream of Cordelia’s BangBros vid and had other affiliate porn links. Of course, you coulda bought that shirt too. If you wanna see Jennavecia hocking her shit and badmouthing her castmates, all that’s left of her failed venture is the YouTube vids. Just type in ‘cordeliasucks’ in the search bar and they should be the first 2 results that come up. Why’d that site get shut down? I have absolutely no idea. Considering who’s running it, maybe she didn’t pay her hosting dues, she exceeded her bandwidth, or she caught a slander charge and got a cease and desist. Who knows. And really, who cares?

An anonymous commenter gave up some new info about Cordelia. She has yet another vid floating around from dangerousdongs.com (content in the link changes every 15 minutes to give you an idea of what they had to offer). In it, her porn name is Elise; another damn alias. Jeez. That site is history and redirects to realitykings.com. I searched their site and found nothing. Even cracked the site with username: wsmith, password: 100941 (still works for now). Still nothing. Even emailed them and asked if they ever planned on making available the vids from dangerousdongs.com. All I got was an automated reply but no answer. In a Google search, if you use the terms ‘dangerousdongs’ and ‘elise,’ her shit will come up. Just some sample pics and vids. But to save you the time (and since the full vid isn’t available anyplace else that I know of), I decided to signup with nastydollars.com (realitykings’ affiliate program) and find some of her content that way.

I managed to get all 237 of her pics from that scene (that's the money shot above). I’ll post them all later and update here with the link when I get time. You can watch her sample vids here. And sample pic galleries are here (created by them) and here (created by me). So no need to waste your time searching. Those links are direct from nastydollars and realitykings and that was the only movie gallery they had of her. All I can do now is wait for them to email me back with good news (they’ll make the vid available) or bad news (they won’t make it available). If anyone actually has that vid, lemme know so I can make it available to the masses.

I found her scene with Dharma Allure from flirtypussy.com via a torrent. It’s already in the secure area with the other vids to freeview. I also made it available via depositfiles.com if you’d prefer to download it. Here’s the links:

part 1: http://depositfiles.com/files/6397714 (all are wmv)

part 2: http://depositfiles.com/files/6398029

part 3: http://depositfiles.com/files/6413512

part 4: http://depositfiles.com/files/6414327

part 5: http://depositfiles.com/files/6414748

password: kow626

**UPDATE** (8/16/2008)

I scrapped the slideshows due to bandwidth being gobbled up by them and I needed the extra storage space left by the deleted pics. But never fear, kow626 is here! Instead of checking out the pics via internet, I've made them available for you to download instead. That way you can watch them at your own discretion and time and use up your cpu and memory rather me using up bandwidth and storage. Also, instead of 5 separate files for the flirtypussy vid, now there's just one. Here's all the new links:

flirtypussy video: http://depositfiles.com/files/7259341

bigmouthfuls pic set: http://depositfiles.com/files/7258054

brunob pic set: http://depositfiles.com/files/7257926

innocenthigh pic set: http://depositfiles.com/files/7258105

dangerousdongs pic set: http://depositfiles.com/files/7258031