I just got through looking at E! News before settling in to type up this post and saw that footage of Britney’s bitch ass motherfucking shoplifting. And it was fucking blatant! Peep the vid here. Bitch gonna walk out talkin’ ‘bout, “I stole something. Oh, I’m bad.” Yeah, you are, you fucking cunt! I used to stick up for your ass but fuck that shit now. Shoplifting is fucking shoplifting. I don’t give a fuck who the fuck you are or what the fuck your status is. Fuck that bullshit. Fuckin’ bitch doubled back to snatch that motherfucker, store clerk saw her ass and didn’t do shit, talkin’ bout there was too many paparazzi in that bitch. That’s a good thing, you stupid, old piece of shit! It’s on camera for all the fucking world to see clearly and as plain as a fucking ugly, flat-chested, no-ass virgin.

She took the fucking thing and then was all sarcastic, talkin’ shit about the deed on her way out like it’s no big deal. I don’t give a fuck if one of them paparazzi paid for the fucking thing later. She still blatantly stole that bitch. Prosecute her fucking ass. She ain’t no fucking different than the next thief. Fuck that shit. I don’t give a fuck if she got all this money and shit. If that was the fucking case, she coulda paid for the motherfucker. Wanna act every fucking year of her fucking age and shit. Juvenile ass bitch. I wouldn’t even let you see your fucking kids again till you clean up your shit. The store clerk is a fucking idiot for letting her get away with it. He can have her ass arrested at anytime. The crime is on tape. I don’t give a fuck if it was a little pussy ass $1.39 lighter. A crime is a fucking crime. Little bullshit like that make prices go up for me and every goddamn body else.

Letting her get away with that fuck shit is definitely gonna set a precedence. Fuck if someone paid for it later. Fuck that. She was the one who shoulda paid for it. She had no association to that paparazzo that took care of her. That’s like me jackin’ a fuckin’ car from a dealer lot and some other motherfucker I don’t even know comin’ behind me later footin’ the bill for me. Soon as that car got ganked, cops’d be all over my black ass. Soon as she took that lighter, clerk shoulda been all up in her grill. She woulda drove the fuck off on me? Dis me like I’m some bitch ass pussy nigger? Then I woulda called the fucking cops, showed them the footage, and her ass would be in fucking jail and I’d make sure to visit so I can laugh right in her fucking face. And that’s straight the fuck up. I don’t give a rats dick how small the crime was. How fucking severe it may or may not have been. If it was anybody else, that clerk woulda stuck ‘em. Period. She don’t deserve no preferential treatment. No one does. Not her, not me, not any fucking body.

The whole situation makes the clerk look like a fucking douche that plays favorites and her like she’s all miss high and mighty, do whatever the fuck I want type bitch. Another motherfucker steal something from his ass, what the fuck can he say? He can’t say shit. All a motherfucker gotta do is respond with, “Well, you let Britney do it.” That’s it. Just as simple as that. Any motherfucker anywhere that wants to shoplift can pop out with a similar response and they got video proof to back ‘em the fuck up on their argument. If the justice system lets her off the fucking hook, that shit ain’t gonna sit well with a lot of fucking people. I’m one of them. Arrest her motherfucking ass. Treat her like the thief that she is. You do the crime, you do the fucking time. Fuck that favoritism shit. Special circumstances shit. Fuck all that bullshit. She did the crime and it’s documented. She should do the fucking time or take whatever punishment applies towards that offense. That’s all I’m sayin’.

I’m thinking the clerk may have given her a hard time because along with her comes all them damn paparazzi. That might’ve been a little too much for the store and the clerk might’ve had something to say, thus her response and her actions. Regardless of all that, she still did what she did. On top of that, she doesn’t even do shit to garner that much attention. It’s like when Lindsay Lohan was the paparazzi darling of the moment. Her movies sucked ass and didn’t make shit for bank but she got all that attention. And before her, it was Paris. Stupid bimbo gets out of jail and it’s like Jesus was resurrected and shit. It ain’t the paparazzi that are at fault. It’s the fucking media using their footage, taking time out of their programming to show us all that over-sensationalized garbage of these boring, train wreck Cali bitches. If that much energy and time was focused on shit that really mattered and that could benefit someone other than a fat, useless trailer park whore or some dumb faggot like Chris Crocker, the world would be a much better place.