2 A’s. Actually final grades have been in for a few weeks now. I’ve just been busy and haven’t had a chance to update this damn blog with a new entry. Haven’t made an A for a few semesters now. Reason being is that I hate college and don’t care for it much anymore so these days I’m only putting in B-grade effort. I guess not much effort from me can still translate into top tier grades. Considering that both my last 2 classes involved writing, it isn’t a surprise. And my GPA still has never dropped below 3.5. Now I just need those hounds at Golden Key to back off and I’ll be straight.
I just want college to be done and over. I’ve never made anything less than a C and have only gotten a C once and that was a long ass time ago. Everything else has been mostly A’s with a few B’s here and there. Don’t let the world fool you. College fucking sucks. Especially if you’re supporting yourself and you wanna make good grades. You get what you give. I’ve given enough and I’m ready to move on. Just 4 classes left and I’ll be free. Classes start back up in 2 weeks and I’m gonna take that time to chill. Got a boatload of lucha libre to watch, so right now that’s my priority.
Got sick as shit a few days back; pissing out of my asshole, no appetite, tossing and turning in my sleep, shooting snot bombs straight from the source in every color of the fucking rainbow…man it was fucking misery. I haven’t felt that shitty in a long ass time. Had to sleep with my mouth open for a couple nights since I couldn’t breathe through my nose. If I did that as a kid keeping my living situation at the time in mind, there’s no telling what would crawl in there. And I fucking shit 3 times in less than a few hours. What I left in the toilet was gas and shit soup. Looked like fucking old oatmeal. I completely emptied myself out and lost a good 3 pounds because of everything. And I’m skinny. I ain’t got no weight to fucking spare. Guess I don’t need that colonic now.
Imagine taking pills to make you better and they work but they make you drowsy and you’re supposed to stay home and rest but you end up going to work where you’re on your feet moving around all day outside. Yep, I did that. Not a good choice. I’ve only got a mild sore throat now, some nagging aches and pains, and some nasal congestion but I’m getting better everyday. Christmas is my day to rest and heal. It’s nice and warm here now (the way it’s supposed to be on Christmas) but I doubt I’ll even step foot outside to enjoy it. Oh well.
I’ve got some new goals set for next year and they have nothing to do with a New Year’s resolution cuz that’s a bunch of bullshit. If you’re gonna make a fucking change, make that fucking change anytime, not when the new year starts, you lazy fuck! In my case, I need to save some bread to accomplish my shit. Finishing school is still the big long term goal. Short term though, I want to fix my fucked up teeth. I’ve never in my life had a perfect smile. Now that I’m a little more financially secure, I’m gonna research dental insurance to find the best deal for me and what I need to get done and then find a reputable dentist. I’ve been waiting my entire life for this so this is really gonna be life-altering.
I made some mild changes to The Masked Guardian site. Since school just sucks so much of my time from writing and I’ve got so much home shit to do, I’m gonna put it on temporary hiatus until I get my goals accomplished in proper order. Every single thing I said I was gonna do this year I damn did it. My phase plan worked and there’s no sense in me deviating from it. I’m sticking with it. Phase 5 is to go full force into completing my book so I’m just gonna wait until I’m completely done with school to start working on it again. Now that doesn’t mean I’m not brainstorming daily because I’m still coming up with some excellent ideas that have already totally changed the origins and ending of the book. I’m real excited about putting it all in perspective. Just gotta stick to the plan and finish school and I can get started again.
I promised the funk and I brought the funk. House of Carters, Celebrity Fit Club, Wife Swap, Flavor of Love…lots of new clips in the videos>tv shows area and new music in the playlist too. Even got a good lucha match in the wrestling area.
Am I pissed off that Daybreak got cancelled? You’re goddamned right I am cuz that show beat out What About Brian to be the best damn show on tv at the time. I was watching Headline News like I do every morning and that hot ass, no meat eating Adrianna Costa was doing her bit and said she’d say what new shows got the boot after a commercial break. When she came back, I wasn’t expecting to hear what I heard. I could give a shit about Shatner’s piece of shit game show. But Daybreak? I was like, “You fuckin’ kiddin’ me?” I finally give a drama a chance and I like it and look what happens.
The rumor mill keeps saying that ABC will air the remaining eps online so I check that shit regularly to see if that’s true. If you’ve never seen the show (and you probably haven’t which is why it got the boot) then you’re missing out. Or should I say you missed out? The acting by far isn’t (wasn’t) the best but the plot keeps (kept) you coming back. I really hope ABC does the right thing by fans and uses up some of their gargantuan bandwidth to let the show finish its run online.
Now here’s the new shows that didn’t make the cut on my schedule:
Next Top Model: British Invasion
10 items isn’t a bad show, just not my cup of tea. The Lost Room was absolutely horrid. I should’ve known better considering what network it was on. I cut that shit off after about 30 minutes. I couldn’t stand for my senses to be tortured any further. Big Day was yet another one of those shows that’s not bad but just didn’t do anything for me. Next Top Model was okay but it was a whole season recapped into 2 hours. I probably would’ve liked it but the quick pace no doubt skipped a lot of the good stuff to fit all the meat in. Mar was a cross between Yu-Gi-Oh and .Hack. I don’t watch either of them. I was already skeptical about Prince of Tennis and my hunch was right. If you don’t care for tennis then you probably won’t care for the anime cuz that’s what it’s all about. Thus the title.
And here’s what did make the cut:
I was gonna give Bad Girls Club a chance anyway while doing my tv schedule and then while I was watching E! News, Joel McHale showed a clip from a fight on the show on a The Soup preview and after that I knew I had to watch. And when I did, oh man, that show is fucking great. Hot girls doing dumb shit, cussing, arguing, getting drunk, fighting…sounds more like The View before they go on the air. Except for the hot girls part. The girls cry but it doesn’t have all that whining and bullshit that I hate in girly shows. I highly recommend this show. I won’t even bother editing it to put here because damn near everything about it is good. I’d have to put up whole episodes and shit.
My Boys is very good and appeals to guys and girls. The acting and dialogue is totally believable too and that always helps. It’s kind of like It’s Always Sunny except it’s not anywhere near as wacky. 24/7 was a surprise. When I was watching the first ep I was getting to that point of turning it off but it picked up and every ep since has been good.
As we all know, the sitcom is a dying breed. Sure, there’s still some on tv but not a lot of good ones in my opinion. 2 great ones in reruns right now are Hope & Faith and Still Standing. During their first runs I missed out on the first couple seasons but now I’ve been able to watch all those and I was happy. Now I’m sad again because now I’ve seen every single ep of both and those shows were fucking funny as hell. If you like to laugh, these shows are for you.
There’s plenty of new sitcoms coming down the pike next year but whether they’re up to standards or not is a different story. With a forecasted slim tv schedule, now I can give a few shows a shot that I never had the opportunity to do before. Like King of Queens, Just Shoot Me, and Reba to name a few. And Grey’s Anatomy is going into syndication next year too. Definitely checking that out. Waiting for Boston Legal too. Looks like a good show but too late for me to jump on the bandwagon.
Let’s talk about faggots. I was very surprised when Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet. Just waiting on Ryan Seacrest to out himself now. Wayne Brady appeared on How I Met Your Mother as a fag and Neil was straight. Okay, a faggot playing a straight guy and straight guy playing a faggot. Say what? And a nigger fag at that. Now I hear Orlando Jones is gonna appear on Men in Trees as Patrick’s fag half brother. What the hell is going on here?
Niggers can’t star in their own tv shows so now we gotta resort to being another minority? As if we haven’t already taken a walk down the aisle to the back seat in society because of spics. Now tv execs are putting us further back on the bus with this shit. I think we should call those types of characters blaggots. And don’t pretend you don’t know what that word means, motherfucker. I hope that trend ends before they make an Emmy category for it. Shit is fucking ridiculous, man.
I’ll burn in hell for this one but does Diem (who is smokin’ hot btw) from Real World Road Rules Challenge remind anyone other than myself of that alien Roger from American Dad? You know, because of the wigs and shit (not in this pic though). Oh it’s just me? Ok. I guess I won’t see any of you in hell then. It’ll just be me and the devil runnin’ shit.
Warning! If you don’t want to produce a level of methane gas where you could stick a hose up your ass and transfer it into an alternative fuel vehicle to fill up the tank, don’t eat Target brand hot dogs. Learn from my mistake.
Is it me or is Robin Meade gaining weight? This is a pic of the old her when she was thinner and it shows. Ever since they changed the set and we can see those lovely gams of hers, I’ve noticed she’s got some extra heft around the cheeks and ankles. If she ain’t prego, then she needs to get back in the gym. I liked her better when she was skinny. At least CNN finally got a clue from Spanish news shows. Skin equals ratings. Which network is next?
Want free porn? Full length too? I found this site that gives both and it’s all high quality too. You can thank me later. Just wash your hands, pants, and carpet first before you shake my hand.
How pathetic am I that an ugly, one-legged motherfucker gets more pussy than me? Check this shit out. I shouldn’t be surprised because dogs, midgets, retards, and even cripples get more play than me. Money and a video camera, man. That’s all it takes. And a false promise of fame but not so much.
I’ve determined that the free dating site Plentyoffish.com isn’t gonna do much for guys because I’ve had better success hooking up in chat rooms than that damn site. Okcupid.com isn’t much better because it’s mostly all the same damn girls. I’ll still keep trying both until I hook up with something though. Persistence pays off you know.
Got a Motorola Hollywood from Amp’d Mobile like me? Pissed off that you can’t put custom ringtones on it? Yeah, I know how you feel. Well guess what? I found this great forum that gives you step by step instructions on how to do it for free. It really does work.
Well, I’m off to lucha land. And I’m fucking finally gonna watch the last InuYasha movie and the Fullmetal movie too. Since tv is slim pickin’s due to the holidays I should be able to update on a regular basis for the next couple weeks. And for you pedophiles, kiddie porn lovers, and child molesters out there; do me a favor and don’t be so slovenly with your search terms. I know my last article had some provocative content and pics but goddamn, typing in what you wanna do to a kid ain’t gonna help you find those types of pics or vids. Jeez.
