Anybody notice the poll I put up on the left?  Rad, ain't it?  Well, it ain't that rad but it's just a taste of things to come.  In the coming months, I'm gonna make the site more interactive and visual than what it is now.  Stay tuned and enjoy!

I'm at work right now.  There's no school on Thanksgiving.  For the first time in history, a holiday is named appropriately (for me and for now anyway).  To the slaves, brownskins, whores, and witches that created it...THANKS for GIVING me that day off to get done what I need to get done and for getting me away from the boredom that is college life.  Yeah, I said it.  College is FUCKING BORING!  I especially hate having to go to class.  That's why I try my best to take online classes (I have 2 of them next semester).  I can learn what I need to learn a lot quicker and more conveniently than wasting time and gas (if I had a car) in the  ass-naked comfort of my own home.  Only the momma's boys and daddy's girls are the ones who have the time to drink, party, and fuck like you see on tv and in the movies.  Us po' folk who gotta pay our own damn bills ain't got it like that.

I was on Shareaza and downloaded Madonna's Hung Up.  It's a decent song.  Not her best, but not bad.  There was like god knows how many different remixes to it and I downloaded them all and none were worth a shit.  They sounded just like the original except they had a little bit more instrumentation.  But nothing different.  I saw a Bill Hamel remix and I just had to have that one cuz I knew he would actually change the beat and remix the fucking song like he did Seal's Get it Together.  I wasn't dissapointed.  The beat is totally different and more upbeat, bass heavy, and danceable to.  I'd still like to hear a trance remix of some sort though.  Cuz I am the trance fanatic after all (and I can't dance worth a shit)!

Went to see Get Rich or Die Tryin' the other day with Sophia.  Won't be goin' nowhere with her nomore cuz she don't know how to act.  We were in the theater and she kept playing around with me, distracting me from the movie.  And she was infatuated with the couple that was several rows behind us.  That's cuz they were either fucking or the girl was gettin' her pussy ate out.  You could hear her moans even though it's obvious she was trying to not yell too loud.  Props to whoever the guy is that spiked her twat.  We even saw them walking out when the movie was over.  She was kinda hot (as in fuckable) and adjusting her clothes.  Bitch, we all know what happened.  I wouldn't mind doin' that someday.  But if I paid big bucks for a flick, I wanna get my money's worth at least.  I ain't exactly gonna pay 7 bucks to go to some theater just to eat a bitch out or get laid.  I wouldn't even go to the dollar movie to do it.  Pretty much the only way I'd do it is if I went to see a movie that totally sucked hot, sweaty balls (like House of 1000 Corpses).  If I was with a bitch (with a clean, shaved pussy), I'd go ahead and have my fun to make it money well spent rather than money well wasted.

This movie, as everyone knows, is 50 Cents' 8 Mile.  It wasn't bad, but it surely wasn't great by any means.  If you're a 50 fan, I'd recommend it.  If you're a movie buff and you think you're gonna get a gangsta ass movie, don't waste your bread.  It's violent, but not what you'd expect from a movie full of niggers with guns.

We've all seen the trailers for and heard about Superman Returns and King Kong.  Everyone is creaming over this shit cuz Peter Jackson did King Kong, so it's guaranteed to be good....maybe.  It's got Jack Black so I'm a bit skeptical.  Not that he ain't good, but this guy is a nut and is more suited for comedy.  The casting directors better hope he gets raves for his performance cuz if he don't, they're fucked.  And Supes has been gone from theaters for god knows how long.  With a title like Superman Returns, I have some seriously high expectations.  And let me explain why.

You can peep the movie website here for a synopsis.  It talks about  a few things that I'm gonna be paying close attention to to see if it's done right.  First thing is his relationship with Lois Lane.  How is it really gonna be affected since he's been gone so long?  Since humans have learned to live without him, will they (they...like I'm not human) accept him back?  What threats did they face when he was gone?  What threats do they face now?  Did Superman come back because he determined on his own that they needed him or was he homesick?  Do they even want him back?  Do they feel like he abandoned them?  Why did he leave in the first place?  Where did he go?  Who did he encounter?  What did he learn or gain?  What were humans and Lois' reactions when they realized he'd be gone for good or at least for a long time?  Did he tell anyone or did he just up and leave?  What were the reactions of the heroes and villians of the world once they realized he was gone?  Does he still have his job?  Is he still using the Clark Kent persona?  Did Clark Kent fake his death so that he could leave?  Bryan Singer is a more than capable director for this film and can make the right movie.  But did he?  Superman is most definitely your stereotypical comic book character but that doesn't mean that this movie has to be that way.  It can have the action, romance, drama, and everything else a "regular" movie has.  I just hope my expectations aren't so high to the point that no matter what the movie does right that it won't satisfy me.

As far as King Kong is concerned, to be totally honest, I could care less about a remake.  The story that I want to see is how he came into creation.  Were his parents overgrown just like him?  Is he the only one of his kind or are there more like him?  Did he have brothers and sisters?  Where'd they originate from?  Were they experimented upon and that's how they came into being?  What happened to the notes from the original experiments if that's what happened?  In this scenario, if they are salvageable, I'd like to see a continuation rather than an update of the original where a modern day scientist(s) gets their hands on those notes or that formula that causes proportionate gigantism in animals and maybe even humans.  This is the story I want to see.  Let's say this version of King Kong is a hit (and it most likely will be).  Then my idea is fully feasible.  "Why don't you write a script then, Melvin, you idiot?  Why'd you just give away your idea?"  For one, I'm far from qualified to write such a script.  I'm not a King Kong fan of that magnitude and don't have time to do the research.  Let Peter Jackson do it, dammit!  Besides, I got my own book to write.  That's my first priority.  One thing at a time, people.

Wanna hear more bullshit about these silly ass customers here?  A lady called in the other day and wanted to confirm her hotel reservation.  Our confirmation numbers are 6 digits.  I asked her for her confirmation number and she gave me her phone number, with area code, instead.  More than once, someone has called here and has been to the website of the place I work for and said that there's no room information on the site.  I asked them if they clicked the link that said "room information" and you already know what the answer is to that one.  Another lady called today and wanted to know what the rates were for a certain hotel.  She said she was on the reservation webpage but couldn't find the rates.  I asked her if she saw the section called "rates and availability" with the days that had prices underneath them.  Her voice got quiet after that and she politely hung up.  Cuz she realized at that point that she had Stevie Wonder syndrome.

Okay.  It's confession time.  I'm gonna reveal to the whole fucking world a deep, dark secret that I have.  I ain't ashamed of it at all but now that I know I ain't alone in this, I feel I can come clean.  I was surfing the net and found this article.  It's about how German men are being "taught" to sit down when they take a piss and the trend is spreading throughout parts of Europe.  The device was created so that women wouldn't have to clean up the piss from the toilet every time men got through draining the lizard.  And so they wouldn't fall in in the middle of the night if they had to piss or shit.  The only reason for lifting the seat now would be to take a shit or if you're a wide-bottom and need more ass room to spread your cheeks so that the shit can fall in without too much mess.

Having said that, I admit to the world that I sit down when I take a piss.  But that's only when I'm at home...and I know that the seat is clean in my own home.  I know I'm gonna get a torrent of shit from from my friends from this confession, but that's fine.  I expect that from those motherfuckers.  I don't see anything wrong with it, either.  Listen to my ass, trying to justify the shit.  Why stand up and piss and have all that splashback and splatter when I can sit down, relax, and let the drink pass through my straw without worrying about a double stream and poor aim?  If more apartments and homes in the U.S. built bathrooms with a stand-up pisser, then I'd stand the fuck up.  Since they don't, I sit my ass down in the darkness and in comfort with the knowledge that my dick nectar is only touching the water in the toilet rather than the elephant tusks on the outside.  And when I shake it...no mess!