I'm sittin' here at work, bored out of my fucking mind and I knew I would be today cuz I don't have any homework due anytime soon.  My plan was to write some more pages for my graphic novel.  I have some of it saved on my USB hard drive which I take with me everywhere...just like my laptop.  Before I got my laptop, though, I was writing everything on paper to continue where what I had saved left off.  Problem is...I LEFT THOSE PAPERS AT HOME!!!!!!!!!  Like an IDIOT!  I was reviewing my script on the computer I work on here and it dawned on me..."Why's my script cut off right here?"  And this was when the dialogue was gonna start, too.  Witty, funny...what you'd expect from characters that I created.  Now I have to find out what to do with these 4 FUCKING HOURS that I have to spare now.  Man, do you have any idea how much shit I coulda wrote in that amount of time?  FUCK!  Now I know what I need to do during the Thanksgiving school break: GET THE REMAINDER OF MY SCRIPT OFF OF PAPER AND INTO A WORD DOCUMENT!

You know, this process of me completing my book would happen a lot quicker if someone out there decided to leave me a substantial donation.  It would be very much appreciated.  You'd even get credit in the book, on my blog, and on my other websites..  Wouldn't that be great?  To help a poor, struggling black man with the gift of gab and creativity to achieve his lifelong dream?  Wouldn't it?  A mind is a terrible thing to waste, right?  C'mon.  A megabuck donation would be excellent, but if you got a few pennies to spare...hey, I'll take that too.  Anyone reading this should know by now that there ain't no shame in my game.  Seriously, If you wanna read something different and of supremely high quality...DONATE!  I ain't too proud to beg.

A UPS man just walked in the door.  When he left, the ghetto girls here started critiqueing him up and down.  Talking about since he had on a clean shirt he must've been new and other "scopin' him out" shit.  Then I got on their case about what they were doing and then I (fucked up and) turned around and said that guys do the same shit.  Then my supe puts me on the spot talkin' about, "Guys do that?  What about me?  What would you say after I left the room?"  I was like, "I ain't sayin' shit cuz I ain't tryin' to get fired."  She walked over to me and asked me if I thought she had nice eyes.  She does, so I said yeah.  Then she asked if she had kissable lips.  I replied, "I ain't sayin' shit cuz I ain't tryin' to get fired."  She ain't a looker by the way.  So you know why I kept my mouth shut.  Cuz I ain't tryin' to get fired.

Another chic (the same one who informed me about "shines") informed me about some event called the Turkey Bowl here in Orlando.  It's like some Thanksgiving night football game in da hood; niggers vs. cops.  She told me it happens every year but I never heard of the shit before.  We was like, that shit ain't gonna happen cuz niggers gonna be carryin' shanks; fuckin' them dumb ass cops up.  Especially if they're white.  Them nigs better watch out though.  Them cops might be carryin' stun guns.  You just know they gotta have something that can shock a nigger.  See a nigger convulsing on the grass, motherfuckers'll be like, "Is that a new dance?  Is he pretendin' he got tazed to clown on the cops?"  Better not be no jailbird ass niggers playin', either.  Then again, all niggers is jailbirds in da hood (as the stereotype suggests).  OPD might pull a fast one and replace the white cops with the uncle toms.  They'd get it even worse.  Bet they'd turn black again real quick once they start gettin' laid out.

If you don't watch the Boondocks then you better start.  The shit is fucking insane hilarious and doesn't hold anything back.  The last R. Kelly ep had me in stitches.  All the watersport talk was just crazy funny.  And when they showed him piss on that bitch?  I lost it, man.  The only thing that gets cut on this show is the cussing.  But I'm sure that the dvd won't do that.  Yep, I'm proclaiming that this show will live long and prosper long enough to get on dvd.

Who the fuck in TNA came up with the shitty idea of the Diamonds in the Rough?  Have they ever even won a match?  Is it even a surprise that they haven't?  That's one of the worst gimmicks I've ever seen!  How the hell do you team Elix and Simon up with David Young?  How?  Why are they burying Elix after this man did the move of the year and was in one of the two best matches of the year (the other one being AJ Styles vs. Roderick Strong for NWA Florida in Sanford)?  And don't get me started on Simon Diamond.  This guy is world champion material and I have to assume he doesn't mind the way TNA is using his gimmick.  I actually love Simon Diamond but not the way he's been used lately.  Do I really need to say anything about David Young?  Do I really?  Simon proved himself to be a future superstar (if he wants to be) when he was in MLW.  What the fuck happened?

What's up with these dumb spic bitches, man?  First that fat bitch Anna Ayala (she's got a real cute face) got stuck for that fake ass finger in her chili and now this bitch (another cutie) Candice Martinez got stuck for robbing banks while yappin' on her celly.  Anna was a career extortionist and came up with something stupid that backfired.  But this Candice bitch...did she really think she wouldn't get caught with her face in full view?  Lesson to all stick-up kids and jackers...COVER YOUR FUCKING BODY...THE WHOLE THING...so that you don't get caught.  Halloween is the best night to pull off a heist.  A BIG heist.  That way come next year, you can do it again.  And again and again and again.

That bitch obviously wasn't talkin' to nobody.  She's just one of those girls that lives and dies by the cell phone.  It's more important than sex for bitches like that.  Robbing a fucking bank and still gotta talk on that celly.  Fucking ridiculous, man.  And if she was talkin' to somebody, then who the hell was it?  Some idiot giving her instructions on which teller to go to?  Fashion advice?  The same idiot that told her to rob a fucking bank that she used to work at?  What a fucking moron!  That moron most likely her boyfriend getaway driver.  Once again, if you're gonna rob something, hide yourself so you don't get caught.  Your skin, your face, hands, eyes, dick, feet, every fucking thing...HIDE IT!  It ain't hard to figure that out.  I don't speak from experience, by the way.  Niggers don't rob banks anyway.  We do convenience stores.  Again, no experience.