I took a call today from someone asking for directions to a mortuary in Tempe, AZ.  Turns out it was a cousin of Eddie Guerrero (I won't reveal the name).  They were on their way to his funeral.  I couldn't believe it.  Clearly I didn't have directions and we normally tell people who call in to call the hotel directly for that type of info.  We don't give the direct hotel numbers unless someone made a reservation with us, but I made an exception in this case.  Best wishes to the Guerrero family and friends.

When I heard about this shit I was like, "how can someone be that fucking stupid?"  It's about this actress Brooke Burns who dived headfirst INTO HER OWN FUCKING POOL and hit her head, fracturing her neck.  How the fuck do you not know how deep your own fucking pool is?  Sorry, but I can't sympathize with the situation.  What'd she do...decide in the dead of night that she wanted to take a swim?  Was she drunk?  High?  These details we'll never know, but at least we now know why pools lately always have a "no diving" sign.  Because of dumb bitches like her.  A goddamn adult that don't know how to fucking dive into her own damn pool.  That she paid for.  That shit is just fucking ridiculous.  The only good thing I can see coming out of this is that pool manufacturers will start making deeper pools again.  This 3 and 4-foot-deep bullshit don't fucking fly.  Bring back the 8 and 10-footers.  A celebrity (I never heard of the bitch till this story) getting hurt should raise awareness.

I was peeping the wrestling news sites and saw the results for a Supreme pro wrestling show in Sacramento and one of the wrestlers names was "Bonzai" Bruce Bukkake.  I was laughing silently at that one since I'm at work.  If he wants to be a star, he knows he's gonna have to change that last name.  It might work on the independent circuit, but not for the bigtime unfortunately.  He definitely woulda got over in ECW with that name, though.  One can only wonder what his promos would've been like.

One of my coworkers told me that her ass has been hurting on and off for the last 3 years.  Her asshole to be specific.  Yeah, the actual anus.  You know, where stankin', smelly, nasty green, brown, yellow, black, red, and sometimes liquid shit falls out of when you're on the rhino seat.  Okay.  Now that you have a clear picture of what I'm talkin' about, let me tell you what she thinks she has...in her own words.  She thinks she has...ASS CANCER.  Can you believe this bullshit?  I was like, "how the fuck do you get ass cancer?  That don't even exist!"    I asked if it was hemorrhoids or something.  She said no.  STD?  No.  Then I said (nicely) that she needs to quit letting her man fuck her up the ass, fist it, finger it, or any other kind of assplay.  She was like, "I've had the same sexual partner for the last 7 years."  Yeah, but has he?  Then I asked if she ever got that shit checked out by a medical professional.  She said that she's not worried because her uncle or somebody had the same prob, and that since she's had it for this long she'll die with it because you gotta go sometime.  Just like Brooke Burns; don't be expectin' no sympathy from me cuz you're an idiot.  Even though the term can be used to describe a variety of different people, I don't even wanna know what a cancerous ass looks like.

On another note, myblogsite is shutting down and I'll be transferring all of my shit over to blogharbor.  My new site will be called kow626.blogharbor.com.  My faithful readers (and I know you're out there even though you don't leave comments) will be able to enjoy the same "racist comments" (as Sophia put it) on the new site with a lot more functionality, interactivity, and visual appeal.  The site is not up yet, but when it is, I'll let everyone know.  Stay tuned.