Man, I'm way behind, ain't I? I had to find out from Robin Meade this morning that Eddie Guerrero died. My condolensces to the family of the man that taught a generation of wrestling fans (myself included) to "cheat to win."
Here's some interesting tidbits of news I found while at work today:
Microsoft plans on putting a stop to Sony's rootkit malware/virus.
The new Windows OS...coming soon. Maybe.
There's gonna be a new Aquaman series by the creators of Smallville. I don't know how they plan on pulling this off cuz not a lot of people know who Aquaman is. So they're gonna have their hands full with this one. At the same time, if they do a well enough job of marketing the character to make him interesting to viewers, it could work. And the big question is which version would they use? Clean cut or bearded with no hand? Either way, I wouldn't watch it. I don't even watch Smallville, so why would I waste my time? Now if it was a cartoon, that'd be a different story.
So Blockbuster might go bankrupt, huh? Well, it's their own fault for not accepting me as an affiliate, the bastards!
You know what wrestling is missing right now? Gimmick matches. I ain't talkin' about TLC and cage matches. Those are pretty much worn out. I'm talkin' about the BIG gimmick matches that headlined ppv's. Like War Games, bunkhouse stampedes, the Lethal Lottery, and even the fucking Chamber of Horrors. Who's ever gonna forget that one? I gotta give credit where it's due. At least WWE still does Survivor Series and the Royal Rumble. Seriously, when's the last time anybody saw a good battle royal? No dq? Lumberjack? Falls count anywhere? Shit...fans bring weapons!? These are the simplest of gimmick matches and we don't see these anymore or very rarely. Some people say that gimmick matches take validity away from the wrestling. That's bullshit. The sport was built on gimmicks...matches and wrestlers that have good ones. Like Buff Bagwell. I miss him. Yeah, yeah, that sounds sappy but that's how I feel, dammit!
There's big news going around that a british guy beat HIV. I can actually believe it cuz a good while back I saw something on the news about an African lady that beat ebola. The power of the human body, baby. Gotta love it. Take care of your body, your body takes care of you. That's how it works. In that black ass African bitches case, well...I guess she got lucky!
Real World lovers...the South by Southwest documentary that they produced is supposed to come on Sunday at 1:30am. Check it out. I will be. Better be good, too, considering Nehemiah's dumb ass got locked up when it was supposed to be done. Answer me this. Before RW San Diego, were any of the roommates going to jail with such frequency? I think MTV wants jailbirds now cuz the bar (and ratings) got set kinda high with that season. That's kind of a good thing cuz now we ain't gotta worry about their one fag, one nigger, one dyke, or one spic, and everybody-else-is-a-cracker casting methods. You want criminals and controversy? You gotta go the minority route.
















