TF movie fans know where I got that one from.

It was briefly discussed and I agreed to test the power of this blog (which ain’t really all that much but who fucking cares) to see if I could land a date.  I ain’t even expecting any kind of response from this, but I’m gonna do it anyway.  Since I won those Halloween Horror Night tix, I’m gonna need a date (female, hot, easy, guaranteed lay).  I asked my friend Vanessa first cuz she’s cool as hell to hang with.  She didn’t wanna go cuz she said it was too scary for her.  You coward ass bitch!  That’s right I said it.  And I know you’re reading this.  What you gonna do about it, huh?  That's what I thought.  I better shut the fuck up while I’m ahead before she comes over here and slaps piss right out of my asshole.

But since she declined, that exhausts my list of female friends (nope, I ain’t got many).  No, me and her wouldn’t have fucked but I know it woulda been fun hangin’ with her cuz she’s cool like that.  I plan on going with Melvin and his girl (maybe more people?  Don’t know quite yet) and I’ll need someone to accompany me (female, hot, easy, guaranteed lay) for my first foray into fear.  Yeah, that was a real cheap ass plug.  So if you live in Orlando or if you’re gonna be in or around the Orlando area on October 30^th (since that’s the day we’re going) then drop me an email with some info and a pic at my gmail address in my blog profile and we can go from there.  No faggots or trannies!