Here’s a question for all the guys out there.  Christi Paul, Erica Hill, or Robin Meade?

Some idiot called in the other day and wanted to check on a reservation that he made to make sure everything was ok with it.  I asked him for the reservation number.  He didn’t have it.  So I asked him for the name of the hotel he was gonna be staying in.  He didn’t know that either.  I’m like, “How the fuck do you not know the name of the fucking hotel that you’re gonna stay in, you fucking moron?”  So there was only one other option...to check his arrival and departure dates.  Fucking clueless idiot didn’t know that either.  This new job has exposed me to a whole new level of human stupidity.  Other than it being far away, things are starting to look up a bit.  No one is hovering over my fucking shoulder anymore and that was one of the main problems I was having.  And I’m working nights…when the bigwigs ain’t around.  That allows me time to do what I want online and do my homework, too.  I’ll still keep looking for another job, but I won’t be so quick to quit this one now.

When I heard Fisher Deberry’s comments about how niggers can run faster than crackers (he didn’t say it like that), the first thing that came to mind for me was a recent episode of American Dad when Stan made a similar comment.  I was fucking laughing my ASS off, man.  I’m black and I could see that his comments weren’t racist.  Not even in the slightest bit.  He was simply pointing out the facts given the situation.  Thanks to the media, the shit got taken out of context and blown way out of proportion.  He shouldn't have had to apologize for shit.  Why is it when these old white motherfuckers say shit like that do they feel the need to apologize because of pressure from the media?  I really don’t think the general public gave much of a shit, if any at all.  The media just needs to back the fuck off and quit trying to create headlines where there is none. 

I don’t know how the fuck to explain this, but I was walking to the library downtown the other day and some guy rolled up on me in his car, beeped at me, and tried to pass me a lunch.  It was in a plastic grocery store bag.  I almost swear I saw a sub and a Capri Sun in the damn thing.  Man, I just kept on walking and ignored the motherfucker.  Did this guy think I was a homeless fucking bum or something?  Cuz I know I wasn’t dressed to impress.  I’d like to think he just had an extra meal he didn’t plan on eating so he was just wanting to be a good samaritan and pass it on to somebody who would need it more than him.  Why me, motherfucker?  Maybe I should wear matching clothes next time.

Sheryl Swoopes has come out of the closet.  She’s admitted to being a lesbo.  Uh…who didn’t already know that?  Who cares if she’s got a fucking kid?  Not to mention the whole WNBA is full of dykes.  Why was this a surprise to anyone?  This shit wasn’t even newsworthy in my opinion.  Just like the dumb bitch who got fired for seeing her husband off to war.  You couldn’t just tell him ‘goodbye’ and ‘I love you’ from home?  Knowing that you fucked up so many times at work and missed so many days and was late so much that your job would be at stake if you couldn’t make it back in time?  Bitch, you deserve to be unemployed.

There was a segment on CNN talking about hurricane fatigue.  It’s like when people get so used to hurricanes that they don’t take them seriously and don’t prepare for the worst anymore.  I’ll say it like this…if your dumb ass wants to stick around even though the whole world is tellin’ you to get lost cuz you don’t think you’re gonna get fucked up or you wanna protect your property from looters…then you deserve to get fucked up.  And don’t be expectin’ no sympathy from me or nobody else, either.  You had a choice and you made the wrong one.  That’s your burden to bear now, fuckhead.  “Oh, I’ve been through 4 hurricanes in the last 2 years.  This one isn’t gonna be any worse.”  Better think again, stupid.  This is the attitude of people lately.  Myself included.  I have this attitude cuz my place held up good during all of this shit.  As I’ve mentioned, I’ve been largely unaffected by all of these hurricanes.  Now I can understand if other people in similar situations think this way.  In that case, there’s nothing wrong with it.  If these are the people this ‘hurricane fatigue’ terminology is referring to, then by and large, it’s wrong.  But if it’s referring to people that have gotten fucked up and are just tired of dealing with hurricanes to the point that they just don’t care anymore, then it’s justified.

Another thing is that I hear people talking about how they’re moving from Florida cuz they’re tired of hurricanes.  Look knuckleheads, you can run but you can’t hide.  No matter where you go, nature is all around you, waiting to fuck you up.  If it ain’t a hurricane, I can guarantee it’ll be something else.  So if you wanna run, fine.  But you can’t escape planet Earth.  It’s just doing what it has to do to survive the same way we do.  Problem is that we’re fucking it up, so it has to work harder or make some radical changes.  And if that means hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions, of humans have to die…so be it.  People need to start looking at it from this point of view.  Earth has to undergo violent changes in order to thrive.  It’s been doing its thing for billions of years now.  The only difference now is that humans exist and when Earth decides to blow off some steam, we’re the ones who suffer the most.  Keep in mind humans ain’t exactly been around all that long and I’m pretty sure Earth would much rather not have us here.  Is the planet fed up with our bullshit and waging war against us?  A war we can’t possibly hope to win?  Or is it telling us to shape up and start respecting it or it’ll continue its natural methods for our destruction?

There was also a report about people living in disaster prone areas like San Fran, Florida, and Japan.  Where the hell else are we gonna go?  What choice did we have when we colonized these places?  Early humans had no idea about this stuff when they migrated from Africa.  So we got stuck with their mistakes.  But what’s stopping us now from moving to safer grounds?  Not a damn thing.  We’re settled, dammit.  We ain’t goin’ nowhere.  We gotta live somewhere, right?  Damn near everybody that was interviewed during that segment said they accepted where they lived even though they were aware of what could happen when nature decided to go nuts.  I’m one of those people.  I love Florida.  Mainly because of the weather.  I can’t see myself living anyplace else but here because of that.  It’s fucking 40 degrees at night here now and I fucking hate that shit, man.  In fucking October!  Been here my whole life and I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it.  But when temperature is normal, you can’t beat it.  Motherfuckers come from up north and complain that it’s too hot in December.  That there should be snow and people should be wearing jackets and shit for the season.  Fuck that shit.  You motherfuckers don’t like it, then take your punk asses back to your sorry ass, cold ass state and fucking complain.  We don’t wanna hear that shit down here.

I eat pussy.  I freely admit it and I’m damn proud of it.  I love pork chops.  It’s my favorite food.  Having said that, I’m saying that I love to eat pussy and pork chops.  Now would I eat a pussy that smelled or tasted like pork chops?  I gotta think about that one.  Us cunnilingual men love eatin’ pussy that smells and tastes like fruit.  But what about any other type of food?  Hot dogs.  Cream cheese.  A fucking hamburger for cryin’ out loud.  Would you do it?

I peeped out the Ultimate Hustler on BET.  It woulda been more enjoyable to watch if they wouldn’t have kept expanding their logo to let viewers know about they’re lamewad 25^th anniversary.  Hey assholes, I get it.  You’re turning 25.  Great.  Props to you.  Now get your fucking shit off the screen so I can read what the fuck the people are saying.  Shit!  That shit was so annoying I was about to turn the shit off and delete it.  But I stuck with it.  It was okay.  By the end, it earned another shot.  But then Damon Dash fucked himself by dismissing a potential hustler in a very disrespectful, wack ass manner.  He talks about how high respect is on his plate but he clowns a guy in front of everybody like that?  It was some white guy named Laurence who lied about something he did for a competition.  Clearly he wasn’t proud of himself, mainly cuz he got caught in the lie.  But I don’t think there was a need to cuss at him or treat him the way he was treated on his way out.  That shit was straight wack and just because of that, I won’t watch the show anymore.  Hey Damon, you want respect?  You just lost mine, fuckface.

This leads into a big problem we're having in America right now...black bitches tryin' to be white.  Cuz on this show, I was expecting some gangsta ass bitches talkin' all ghetto and shit.  Instead, I got what I see on MTB3 and what I saw on Miss Seventeen...cracker nigger bitches.  And you know exactly what the fuck I mean by that, too.  Black bitches can't get a nigger cuz they think we prefer that white pussy.  It ain't our fault that you fucking think that way.  But you bitches know you got attitude.  This black ass power and proud ass sista bullshit.  Like you gotta put up this front to represent black females in a positive manner.  That's why you motherfuckers ain't gettin' no black dick.  Why would we put up with all that attitude and shit when we can go get some good, hot, easy pussy elsewhere?  Good and shaved, too!  Color don't matter to us.  We just wanna stick our love pole inside of something.  You bitches just don't get it.  Just give up the draws, man.  We ain't gonna think no more or no less of your black bitch asses for it.

Cuz see, I was surprised at what I saw on MTB3.  Peep these names: Dawn, Jasmine, and Tiffany.  And from Miss Seventeen: Leah, Ashley, and Skyler.  Do these sound like nigger names to anybody?  Not me.  These are white bitch names.  But some black mommas decided to give their kids these names to fool people.  They think they're fucking slick.  Got their daughters actin', talkin', walkin', dressin'...shit...doin' every fucking thing white. When motherfuckers see them names on job applications, they ain't thinkin' it's a nigger bitch.  When they talk to these bitches, they don't think it's some chickenhead from da heart o' da hood.  I can't blame bitches for being this way.  They had to conform.  They think niggers want white bitches, so what did they do?  Became white.  Employers hire whites over blacks, males over females.  So what did they do?  Give their kids white names so they could at least have a chance to get a decent goddamn job.  Bitches want a job talkin' on the phone?  What type of voice do customers wanna hear?  White females.  Gotta give props to black bitches for that.  They evolved.  Soon enough though, there ain't gonna be no authentic black chics left.  It used to be that niggers set the trends.  Now it looks like them damn whiteys are taking shit back...starting with black females.  Get them to convert and they'll start mixing races with the whites and then there'll be a shitload of mulattoes runnin' around instead of pure bred nigger babies.  Over time, you wouldn't be able to tell the mix breeds from the pure whites.  Talk about ethnic cleansing.  I gotta give more props ...you white motherfuckers are doin' it the smart way.

I just left work early today cuz it was fucking piss ass slow.  The powers that be don’t want me doing homework there, so I volunteered to go home even though they wanted me to stay.  Fuck that bullshit.  I don’t see myself staying at this fucking place cuz they told me during the interview that there was no quotas for shit, but now the motherfuckers are telling me that I have to make at least 10 reservations a day.  I don’t mind pressure.  I can handle it more than most people.  But at this point in my life I don’t want to have to deal with that bullshit.  I just want a job that let’s me do what the fuck I need to do, let me make my money, and leave me the fuck alone.    Plus, I need something closer to home cuz this place is 1 hour and 3 buses away to get to work in the day and an hour and a half and 2 buses to get home at night.  And then these fuckers gave me more responsibilities…and no more money.  And I told them that shit.  You want more out of me, you’re gonna have to pay for it.  They want me to do some editing to their website content.  Well motherfuckers, you better edit my hourly wage if you want it done the right way.  Until then, I’ll take my sweet fucking time.

I’ve heard white people called all kinds of shit.  I’ve even called the motherfuckers all kinds of names myself.  Still do.  Always will actually.  But never have I heard them referred to as “clear people.”  A chic at work, you know she was a black bitch, had just got off the phone with an upset customer.  She said, “Why do clear people have to be so mean?”  I had that puzzled look on my face when I heard her cuz I ain’t never heard nobody say that about someone else before.  I asked her what she meant and she said, “You know.”  Then I said, “Oh, you mean the vanillas?”  And she said, “Yeah.”  We had to use code cuz all us fudge brownies work in the front and the whipped creamers are in the back.  Usually it’s the other way around.

I had a guy call in to book a room and I told him that we had either a room with a double bed or a king.  He said he wanted a double.  Apparently I was on speakerphone cuz his friend in the background was playing with him and asked him why he didn’t get a king and he replied, “I’m not sleeping in the same bed as you, fuckface.”  I couldn’t help but laugh out loud cuz the shit was funny.  Shit, I had a bitch call in the other day who said she needed a room for herself and a separate room for her pet.  I’m new to this type of work and wasn’t sure if hotels actually did that, so I had to ask a coworker.  She fucking looked at me with that “what?” look on her face.  Then she went off, saying, “Hell naw, ain’t no hotel got no separate room for no damn dog.  You tell that bitch she better put that dog in the damn bathroom cuz that’s the only way it’s gonna have it’s own damn room…” and a whole lot more shit.  I was fucking cracking the fuck up.  I didn’t realize such a request was so unusual, but I know better now.

So they’re making a new X-men cartoon are they?  The original X-men cartoon from the old Marvel Action Universe was ok.  Yeah, I remember it.  Do you?  You know, the one where Wolverine sounded like a bitch?  Then the Fox series came out and totally kicked ass.  That was one of the better cartoons to come out of the ‘90’s actually, along with Fox Spider-man and Gargoyles.  Then that shitfest X-men Evolution came out.  That totally fucking sucked nuts cuz of course it was gonna get compared to the Fox series and it didn’t cut the mustard at all.  Not even close.  Me and my friend Melvin were anticipating that shit.  We even made sure to be home when it premiered.  As we watched, we called each other during the commercial breaks to give our thoughts.  And we thought it sucked.  Mainly cuz it was written for kids and had generic animation.  Let’s hope the producers of this new one get a clue (unlike recent Transformers incarnations) and write the shit for a teen to adult audience.  You know, like JLU.  And more importantly, for an American audience. 

The NBA’s got a dress code now.  First thing I thought of was what Vince did to his wrestlers cuz as far as I know, he was the most recent big sports company to institute a dress code.  Allen Iverson is sort of correct by saying that each person has their own style and personality which is shown in the way they dress and with the dress code, everyone would just look the same.  He even said that no matter how somebody dressed, if a person thinks you’re an asshole, then you’re an asshole.  And he’s right.  Clothes don’t make the man.  It’s the sweatshop workers in China and Taiwan that make the clothes.  And niggers that make them fly.  So now all these overpaid NBA players gotta go spend money on a totally new wardrobe.  I can’t sympathize with them there.  But if the NBA is just trying to get better PR, mainly because of the Detroit/Indiana incident, then this ain’t the way to do it.  They’re actually getting bad press for this shit.  But I doubt they’ll bend under the pressure.  Players will conform and if not, then they can go play in the bush leagues for minimum wage.  So you know they’ll conform.

Man dies after sex with horse.  Need I say more?

I’m home now.  The bus was late gettin’ me here (as usual).  I don’t give a flying fuck if it was raining like hell outside.  Late is fucking late, dammit.

John Byrne recently made some comments about his upcoming departure from Action Comics.  You can read them here.  Some might think he sounds bitter, but I actually agree with him.  Mainly in his statements about multiples and variants.  I can understand that the comics industry has to do this (variants) to stay alive and for now it’s working.  At the same time, this can be seen as a true lack of quality books since they have to reproduce the same title over and over again to make money.  As long as people buy them, no one can really argue.  But all someone is really buying is a collectible piece of art.  There’s nothing different about the content of the book.  So what’s more important?  The writing or the art? 

I personally won’t buy a book unless it’s from a tried and true writer who’s reliable from top to bottom like Millar or Straczynski.  The art has to compliment the story, though.  If a book just has horrendous art, I won’t buy it at all…unless it’s from a tried and true writer.  For me to try a new book, I either have to have a reliable recommendation from someone or the art has to be damn good cuz I don’t wanna read something new from someone I’ve never heard of or read before and have to look at shitty art in the panels.  When it comes to something new, I suppose the art and the name recognition of the writer takes precedence…even over the actual idea and plot at times.

But how do you calculate how many comics fans there are based strictly on sales?  I don’t think you can because of all these variants and people buying multiples of the same book (for resale or collectible purposes or whatever).  When one looks hard at the industry, there really aren’t that many comics fans out there anymore.  Reason being because comics are just too damn expensive.  That’s why I primarily buy trade paperbacks and mostly only when they’re on sale.  So I can get the full story and save money.  I don’t buy comics to collect anymore.  I just want to read a good story.  And for comics to sell, the stories have gotten a lot better.  And the art, too.  Now the price just has to come down and maybe comics can see a renaissance like they had in the early ‘90’s.  When kids start buying comics again is when this will happen.  Back in the day, every title was available in a 7-11 and cost 75 cents.  Well within a kid’s allowance.  Now, you only find watered down versions of popular books in those places and even those are expensive as hell.  Just wait till my shit hits.  It’s gonna change the industry.  Mark my words!

Btw, Miss Seventeen on MTV royally sucked.  Some of those girls were fuckin’ smokin’, man, but for a first ep, it just wasn’t good enough.  So it got dropped like little nigger baby boys into San Francisco Bay.  OH MY GOD I can’t believe I just said that!