Took a while for me to get off my ass and post this. Kinda late but better that than never.

The first part is of Kelli Cook of cfnews13 trying to report on the victory. The keywords here are “trying to” as real Magic fans, the type of fans the team needs in the arena when they’re playing (not them rich, old ass crackers that you see in the stands during this series of playoffs who just sit there and don’t make enough noise and don’t get rowdy), bombarded her during what I presume was her first attempt.

The second part is the usual downtown fare. Some religious, hypocrite nutjobs talk their stupid shit to people trying to have a good time without having to be subject to ignorant propaganda. But hey, it’s a free country and I support freedom of speech and expression. These jokers can have at it. According to them, jacking your dick or finger-fucking your pussy is a sin.

Then there’s some street entertainment parts. I didn’t stick around for whole sets cuz, hey, I was downtown to have a good time, not record or photograph everything in sight.

Last part is also the usual. Cops clearing out the streets which I think is fucking stupid. Even during a prosperous economy, if people wanna hang out, let ‘em hang out. They’re only loitering cuz everything is fucking closed and the damn city practically shuts down too damn early. They’re worried about crime and drunk driving. Shit, bitches, you’re gonna have that anyway. Might as well make some money off the shit. People were hanging in the streets, clogging up street corners (mostly guys looking to snatch dumb, drunk bitches) and shit only because business have to shut down at around 2a. And the core of downtown business, which is why it’s mostly such a lame place to hang, is bars and clubs and most of them are straight wack. Not much for shopping unless you like suits and cigars. Not much for dining unless you like subs and pizza. Only one grocery store way off in the cut. Nothing at all for people who like more adventurous fare, like a video arcade, some type of themed attraction, an internet café, open mics, a 24 hour library, an open comedy club, better and more street entertainment, I could go on and on. We finally get a movie theater and the movies it has are old and suck.

Let people have their fun. They’re gonna drink anyway, everybody might as well get paid. Lack of police and potentials for rape are other issues. Stupid bitches can’t handle their liquor, hey, you got it coming to you. Not enough cops? For the most part, them motherfuckers  just stand around getting paid out the ass for doing jack shit. I ain’t trying to hear that argument. Not saying they don’t need a presence but some tweaks to policy would mean so many of them wouldn’t be necessary. Send them extras out to solve murders and shit, patrol neighborhoods and shit. So many people in one place means more empty homes ripe for burglaries. For the number of people that congregate downtown on weekends, it ain’t that much drama to justify the amount of cops the city says it needs.

The solution to stupidity (drugs, alcohol, cigs) is to let those that are gonna do it do it. Deny them certain rights (depending on what they intake in their bods) like free or cheap health care. Jobs. Residence. Driving privileges. Those are the big four to hit ‘em where it hurts. On top of that, legalize everything and get paid from people’s stupidity. Once people start dying en masse, like loved ones and shit, as generations go by, people won’t wanna do the dumb shit. The war on drugs would be over, health care prices drop to practically shit, corruption decreases, overpopulation is curbed. Stronger genetics. There’s nothing but positives here.

But anyway, as I type this, my Magic fucked up in their last game against the Lakers, namely Jameer Nelson for letting Derek Fisher shoot that 3 instead of fouling him. I still have faith that the Magic can take it if we don’t make stupid, silly, unnecessary mistakes like that. Minus game 1, we’ve shown that we can hang with and beat the Lakers. I’d love to have my choice of 1000 fans, including myself, to attend a game to show those lamewads in attendance at games how it’s supposed to be done. My friend said it best in regards to ever being in attendance at one of these Finals games: “I’m sorry, you jus gonna hafta be mad at me cuz I ain’t sittin’ down.” I second that.